2017: DENVER “FLOCK OF FOXES”
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DAY 1: BACK TO COLORADO
Our 22nd edition of Colopalooza returns to Colorado for some Rocky Mountain fun. The boys kick things off with a little axe-throwing at Dagar in downtown Denver.
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DAY 1: AXES TO GRIND
After a few beers at a nearby brewpub, the boys are ready to toss some axes—especially Al, who as we all know, is equal parts Navajo and Comanche.
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DAY 1: LEO & THE BOYS
The Paloozians settle in for a quick lesson from the axe master. He can already tell that there’s about a 73% chance that someone is losing a finger today.
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DAY 1: BILL & AL IN ACTION
The boys inside the cage. Bill has already landed one, as Al puts a little extra booty into his throw.
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DAY 1: THESE THINGS ARE SHARP
Believe it or not, the boys are able to pick this axe-throwing thing up pretty quickly. Here’s one of Sean’s epic throws.
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DAY 1: THE CHAMPION
But in the end, it is honorary Paloozian and West Virginia country boy, Leo Jacobin who takes the title of “Mr Axe”.
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DAY 1: WINTER PARK CAMPFIRE
After their axe throwing afternoon, the Paloozians make their way up to Winter Park, where they grab some Hernando's Pizza and settle down by a toasty campfire.
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DAY 1: QUALITY GREENS
Al and Bill are quick to get in their veggies for the day.
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DAY 1: THERE'S A MOOSE!
The campfire fun is quickly extinguished when Craig discovers a nearby moose and then shortly thereafter, a “flock of foxes”—all bent on stealing the pizza.
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DAY 2: LOG PALACE MORNING
Day two in Colorado usually means fishing, so the Paloozians are up early on this bright sunny day.
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DAY 2: RISE & SHINE
The proud owner of the Log Palace, ClemBox Clemens awaits his breakfast burrito and double latte.
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DAY 2: INCOMING
The boys compare Craig sleepwalking notes as the food comes out.
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DAY 2: STOCKING UP ON GEAR
Al, Chris and Bill try to decide which lures to use for the day.
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DAY 2: THE COLORADO
The boys head out to an upper part of the Colorado that’s a bit closer to the Log Palace than our usual float trips.
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DAY 2: TROUT SPECIES
There are plenty of different types of trout in these waters, but Brooks and Browns are the most common.
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DAY 2: SMALLS STRIKES FIRST
Craig catches the first one of the day—a decent sized Brook.
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DAY 2: BILL SNAG A NICE ONE
But it’s B-Luv who takes in the biggest fish of the afternoon.
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DAY 2: HUGGING THE RIVER
Nothing epitomizes the Paloozian experience quite like Colorado stream fishing on a 70 degree day.
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DAY 2: WAITING FOR ELK
The Paloozians fish past this hunting lodge tucked in the trees.
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DAY 2: BREAK TIME
Bill and Al take a break to catch their breath and eat snacks.
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DAY 2: RUSTY TRACTOR
Someone decided it would be easier to just trade in their rig by leaving it in a heap out in the middle of nowhere. Niiiiice.
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DAY 2: SAFEWAY RUN
A common stop while the Paloozians are in Winter Park is the Fraser Safeway. Here they are stocking up for dinner.
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DAY 2: LOG PALACE DINING
And here they are mowing down some tasty steak dinners.
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DAY 3: MORNING SUNSHINE
It’s another early morning at the Log Palace as the boys head out for some golf and the drive down to Boulder.
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DAY 3: CHECKING IN
Sean chats with TT about the run-in with the moose.
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DAY 3: PERFECT WEATHER
The boys are greeted with an ideal day for hitting the links.
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DAY 3: SPLASHDOWN
Seanie leans into his backswing as he prepares to launch another one into the drink.
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DAY 3: WAITING FOR CRAIG
Dean and Sean wait for Craig to hit his ball as Craig takes a picture of Dean and Sean waiting for Craig.
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DAY 3: THE DITCH
After golf, the boys make their way to The Ditch for a few ridiculously dressed green chili cheeseburgers.
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DAY 3: THE CHILLI RELLENO BURGER
Craig has his Ditch Burger topped with a Chili Relleno. Throw in green chilli covered fries and it’s time for a nap.
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DAY 3: LOG BACK PORCH
Then it is back to the Log Palace for a few frosty cold ones from the porch before heading down the hill to Red Rocks.
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DAY 3: GOOD SEATS
The Paloozians get to Red Rocks early and are able to secure some outstanding seats just 10 rows up.
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DAY 3: THE POUND
Craig’s buddy, Tommy "The Pound" Pounders joins the Paloozians that night for a little reggae on the rocks.
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DAY 3: HYRIE
The opening band Hyrie gets the night rolling before Rebelution takes over.
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DAY 3: STAGE PAINTING
Smalls & The Pound spend the night convinced this is not going to end up being a painting of an eagle. They’re wrong.
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DAY 3: THE MAIN ACT
Rebelution comes on and keeps the reggae vibes flowing.
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DAY 3: RED ROCKS MAGIC
You could say that there were a few phones in the crowd.
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DAY 4: DINK GRABS A BLOODY
The next morning, the Paloozians are back at it before the Buffs game. Here’s Dean mixing a bloody mary.
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DAY 4: AL & CLEMMIE
The weather on Saturday had gotten quite a bit cooler.
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DAY 4: BILL AND WRECKAGE
Bill is looking quite happy to be back under 6k in elevation.
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DAY 4: ZOBO MAKES AN APPEARANCE
Zoe and her dorm friends come over to say hi to the boys and hope that nobody spots them with all these old guys.
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DAY 4: HERE COMES RALPHIE!
Ralphie makes his way onto the field followed by a heard of jacked up Colorado Buffaloes.
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DAY 4: COLORADO 42 - N. COLORADO 21
The Buffs go on to decimate their fellow Coloradans from up north, giving the Paloozians a rare Buffs victory.
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DAY 4: VIEW FROM ABOVE
The view from up on top of the roof of the champions center. Always a great view.
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DAY 4: REALLY DUDE?
Many of the Paloozians think of Folsom as a home away from home, but this guy has taken it to a new level. No idea who this is but he belongs on the interent. You’re welcome.
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DAY 5: DAD AND DAUGHTER TIME
Before the Paloozians wake up, Craig sneaks out to take Zoe for breakfast and a quick drive up Flagstaff.
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DAY 5: BUFF FRESHIE
This is Zoe’s first month as a Colorado student and she’s having a blast so far.
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DAY 5: BRONCOS PRE-GAME
Then it is on to Denver for pre-gaming at Brooklyn's.
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DAY 5: DINK IS READY
Dink sips an Original Coors Banquet Beer as he prepares for a tough game vs the Dallas Cowboys.
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DAY 5: CLEM IS HERE!
Chris makes a rare appearance on Broncos Sunday.
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DAY 5: HEADING IN
Seanie leads the charge to head over to Mile High for the big game with the Cowboys. The weather is looking good but that’s about to change.
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DAY 5: KICKOFF
Bucky looks down on the Paloozians in the south stands as the game gets underway.
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DAY 5: LIGHTENING AGAIN?
Early in the game, the Paloozians have 30-minute lightning delay—the second time this has happened to us in Denver. Here’s Al trying to stay dry inside a large ziploc bag.
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DAY 5: LEAVING THE SEATS
Everyone has to leave their seats and wait the storm out, which is a bummer given many of the Paloozians have a flights to catch in a few hours.
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DAY 5: BRONCOS 42 - COWBOYS 17
But the good news is that the Broncos come back out and thrash the Cowboys to get to 2-0 on the year. And that’s a wrap for 2017. See ya next year, lads!!

Inside Colopalooza: Craig Jacobin
“I ALWAYS LOVED SITTING AROUND CAMPFIRES GROWING UP AND HAD LONG WANTED TO HAVE ONE AT cOLOPALOOZA. tHIS YEAR, i HAPPENED TO BE IN DENVER A FEW DAYS BEFORE THE REST OF THE PALOOZIANS, SO I SCOUTED OUT A SPOT NEAR CHRIS’ CABIN AND BOUGHT SOME fireWOOD AND and a cooler full of banquet beers.
we stopped by Hernandos to get some pizzas and then made our way to the campfire site. for 15 minutes it was awesome—a blazing fire, delicious pizza and cold brews. but then i noticed that i’d left the interior light of the palooza van on and went back to turn it off when i noticed a huge moose was standing right in front of the van. the paloozians scurried over in disbelief only to be confronted with the now snorting beast. he finally wandered up the hill and all seemed ok.
but just a few minutes later, we were surrounded by what i described as a “flock of foxes” and that was that. We poured water on our campfire and bolted back to the safety of the log palace. too much wildlife.
